John Thomson
Acting
Born: April 2, 1969 (age 57) · Salford, Lancashire, England, UK
Highest Rated
Biography
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Known for
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
2005
Grimsby
2016
Inkheart
2008
Skins
2007
The Gentlemen
2024
The Man Who Knew Too Little
1997
24 Hour Party People
2002
Midsomer Murders
1997
Death in Paradise
2011
Brassic
2019
Fackham Hall
2025
Father Brown
2013
Photos (1)
Movies (41)
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Mr. Windfall (voice)
Nightborn
Jon's Father
Fackham Hall
Bill
Grimsby
Bob Tolliver
Inkheart
Darius
The Man Who Knew Too Little
Dimitri
24 Hour Party People
Charles
Northern Soul
Terry
Last Train to Christmas
Vic
The Fast Show: You Ain’t Seen These, Right?
1999
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd
Bernard Right On/Various
Billionaire Boy
Len
Fat Slags
Foreman
The Young Poisoner's Handbook
Nathan
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas
Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After
Plank
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle
Kevin Ruddock
Paul Calf's Video Diary
Fat Bob
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley
Bill (Flowerpot Man)
Born Romantic
First Cab Driver
You Are Here
Peter Keggy
Dog Eat Dog
Football Coach
The People Before
Knotweed Man
Appointment with Dr. Terrible
Interviewee – Actor
Pulp
Dave Burns
The Fast Show Live
1998
Station Jim
Harold
Roger Roger
Barry
Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car
2017
The Flint Street Nativity
Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
Dementamania
2013
Up 'n' Under
Stan
The Road to Coronation Street
Harry Kershaw
Ted & Ralph
Vicar
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped
Narrator
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
1996
The Dealer
Bat
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era
Simon Joke
The Weekenders
Policeman 1
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!
Narrator
Help Point
Stephen
TV Shows (61)
Midsomer Murders
Cooper Steinem · 1 eps
Death in Paradise
DCI Chris Ricketts · 1 eps
The Gentlemen
Frank · 1 eps
Silent Witness
DI Warren Bull · 2 eps
Father Brown
John Banks · 1 eps
Waterloo Road
Nelson Smith · 3 eps
Waterloo Road
Nelson Taylor · 1 eps
Skins
Sam Brooks · 1 eps
Sister Boniface Mysteries
Leonard Monk · 1 eps
Celebrity Mastermind
1 eps
Brassic
Colin Popov · 2 eps
The Word
1 eps
Pie in the Sky
Andrew Vernon · 1 eps
Soldier Soldier
Sgt Dunn · 1 eps
McDonald & Dodds
Jimmy Daly · 1 eps
Angela and Friends
1 eps
Kingdom
Nigel Pearson · 6 eps
Murder Most Horrid
Daniel Hoffmeyer · 1 eps
Murder in Mind
Alan Squires · 1 eps
Plebs
Mr. Adolphus · 1 eps
Art Detectives
William Titchfield · 1 eps
The Fast Show
Various Characters · 34 eps
Cold Feet
Pete Gifford · 61 eps
The F Word
1 eps
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
Petty Officer Alan Partridge · 1 eps
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
Joe Beasley · 1 eps
Catchphrase
1 eps
Little Crackers
DJ Geoff · 1 eps
Men Behaving Badly
Ken · 16 eps
Sooty
The Boss · 1 eps
Comic Relief Does Fame Academy
40 eps
Dodger
Farmer Grundles · 1 eps
New Street Law
Charlie Darling · 14 eps
The Mimic
Nigel Lord · 4 eps
This Time with Alan Partridge
Joe Beasley · 1 eps
All Star Mr & Mrs
1 eps
The Day Today
Treasurer · 1 eps
Blackpool
6 eps
The Job Lot
Kevin · 1 eps
Fist of Fun
Pied Piper of Hamelin · 2 eps
Shane the Chef
52 eps
Dr Terrible's House of Horrible
Sir Donald Tyburn · 1 eps
Captivated
Geoff · 1 eps
Crapston Villas
20 eps
Break Clause
Alan · 6 eps
Coogan's Run
Fat Bob · 1 eps
Monkey Trousers
7 eps
Strange Hill High
Various (voice) · 26 eps
Pond Life
20 eps
Dangerous Lady
Lee Ryan · 4 eps
Roger Roger
Barry · 8 eps
Mobile
Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist · 4 eps
Paul Merton: The Series
1 eps
Blue Heaven
Waiter 2 · 1 eps
Dog Loves Books
Dog (voice) · 52 eps
The World of Lee Evans
Customer · 1 eps
Big Top
Geoff · 6 eps
Ghosthunting With...
12 eps
Bill and Ben
Bill (voice) · 52 eps
The Lock Up
Narrator · 14 eps
The Dead Good Show
Various · 1 eps
Self / Appearances (48)
Top of the Pops
Self - Host · 1 eps
Ready, Steady, Cook
Self - Guest · 1 eps
Celebrity Juice
Self · 3 eps
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Self - Panellist · 1 eps
8 Out of 10 Cats
Self · 1 eps
The Jonathan Ross Show
Self · 1 eps
Celebrity Antiques Road Trip
Self - Participant · 1 eps
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
Self · 1 eps
House of Games
Self - Contestant · 10 eps
Celebrity Mastermind
Self - Contestant · 1 eps
Shooting Stars
Self · 1 eps
Celebrity Catchphrase
Self · 1 eps
The Weakest Link
Self · 1 eps
The Chase: Celebrity Special
Self · 1 eps
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Self · 1 eps
Tipping Point: Lucky Stars
Self - Contestant · 1 eps
Through the Keyhole
Self · 1 eps
Through the Keyhole
Self - Panelist · 1 eps
Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun
Self - Narrator · 388 eps
This Morning
Self · 1 eps
Celebrity Lingo
Self - Contestant · 1 eps
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
Self · 1 eps
Celebrity Puzzling
Self - Panellist · 1 eps
Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong
Self · 1 eps
Paul Sinha's TV Showdown
Self - Contestant · 1 eps
The 1970s: Those Were the Days
Self - Narrator · 2 eps
Dying Laughing
Self
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs
Self
Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners
Self - Narrator · 44 eps
Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two
Self · 1 eps
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More
Self
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy
Self
Les Dawson Lost Tapes
Self
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years
Self
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke
Himself
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show
Self
7 Up & Me
Self
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases
Self/Various Characters
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'
Self - Narrator (voice)
Secret Life of the Auction House
Self - Narrator (voice) · 7 eps
The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases
Self
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa
Self
Engineering the World Rally
Himself - Narrator · 6 eps
The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa
Self
Caroline Aherne at the BBC
Self - Presenter
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story
Himself
Best Year Ever
Self - Actor · 4 eps
The People's Vet
Self - Narrator · 1 eps
