Porch Pirates

When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.

Director: Jeff Hamm

Cast: Jay Dee Walters, Ryan T. Johnson, Candace Kirkpatrick, Eric Hanson, Phil Mendoza, Bill Jenkins, David D. Ford, Natalie Jones

Audience-only score — full critic data not yet in the ReelXO vault.